Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and...– Cat’s Cradle (via jaymuld)
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Yesterday my crazy dad asked me to pick up some supplies for his work at Lowes this morning at 9 am and I did because I’m a sort of decent daughter, but when I got there I slowly came to the realization that all the stuff he asked me to get made it look like I was cleaning up after a murder. Some things included 55 gallon trash bags, industrial cleaning fluids, and other cleaning accessories. He...
IT’S NOT SO PLEASANT AND IT’S NOT SO CONVENTIONAL. IT SURE AS HELL AINT NORMAL BUT WE DEAL WE DEAL.
This is possibly the sexiest video of a man... →
sleepingtown replied to your photo: patterns and pepsimax whatever i dont love u either hey. I wasn’t talking to you. Because I do love you, especially here:
Feeling like a biddie today, I think I’ma post some pictures later of my new dresses a la savers.
carolannetaylor replied to your post: a few things This post made my day. Aw bb I live 2 please
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Why have I never listened to LCD Soundsystem? I am now And I bought two velvet dresses and The Great Gatsby today at Savers. Along with some high waisted jorts, new shirt, a small wooden box with a scenic view with cows on the cover, and Walden by Thoreau.
sewerdwayne: tomorrows half christmas whos ready to get fucked up
fine whatever i will just date myself
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takeafuckingsh0wer: NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Bon Iver’s iTunes session just came out today and I already bought it. It’s fantastic.
soliciting my body for sleeveless denim jacket
saddeer: take me on a date to the aquarium and ill let you touch 1 boob
and with the strength of 1000 men and a lot of coupons, I have managed to pay $4.03 for $40 all white keds. the summers feet can feel my wrath
teach me how to guitar, internet. im trying