June 2012
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and...
– Cat’s Cradle (via jaymuld)
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
Yesterday my crazy dad asked me to pick up some supplies for his work at Lowes this morning at 9 am and I did because I’m a sort of decent daughter, but when I got there I slowly came to the realization that all the stuff he asked me to get made it look like I was cleaning up after a murder. Some things included 55 gallon trash bags, industrial cleaning fluids, and other cleaning accessories. He...
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IT’S NOT SO PLEASANT AND IT’S NOT SO CONVENTIONAL. IT SURE AS HELL AINT NORMAL BUT WE DEAL WE DEAL.
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This is possibly the sexiest video of a man... →
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sleepingtown replied to your photo: patterns and pepsimax
whatever i dont love u either
hey. I wasn’t talking to you. Because I do love you, especially here:
Feeling like a biddie today, I think I’ma post some pictures later of my new dresses a la savers.
carolannetaylor replied to your post: a few things
This post made my day.
Aw bb I live 2 please
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a few things
Why have I never listened to LCD Soundsystem? I am now
And I bought two velvet dresses and The Great Gatsby today at Savers. Along with some high waisted jorts, new shirt, a small wooden box with a scenic view with cows on the cover, and Walden by Thoreau.
sewerdwayne:
tomorrows half christmas whos ready to get fucked up
fine whatever i will just date myself
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IMA WORLD.WIDE.WOMAN.
doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou
hello everyone
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Bon Iver’s iTunes session just came out today and I already bought it. It’s fantastic.
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soliciting my body for sleeveless denim jacket
saddeer:
take me on a date to the aquarium and ill let you touch 1 boob
and with the strength of 1000 men and a lot of coupons, I have managed to pay $4.03 for $40 all white keds.
the summers feet can feel my wrath
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teach me how to guitar, internet.
im trying